So Erik stole this idea from this months Details magazine. The Article was called "Are you that guy" So he choose to make the gay version. Here are the first 30 that popped in his head. I had to post this, most of them cracked me up.
"You know him. You roll your eyes at him everyday. But if your guilty of any of the following behavioral blunders, chances other fags are rolling their eyes at you..."
1. You have a lower back tatoo (aka tramp stamp)
2. You schdule your weekend around what DJ is spinning at what club
3. You are a Drag Queen and a strict top
4. You start wearing wifebeaters to the gym the second you start using steroids
5. You use a special comb to brush your eyebrows
6. You still drink apple martinis
7. You are extremely hot with a hideous boyfriend
8. You have douche hose in your shower, that never comes down
9. You use the term "Bro"
10. You use the term "Fierce"
11. You are a strict top with insufficient equipment
12. You have only female friends that you drag everywhere you go
13. You wear Jeans, short shorts or fetish gear at the gym.
14. You try to convince everyone your Manhunt account is to hopefully find a long term relationship
15. You look like powder and only date black men
16. You wear color contacts
17. You dye your hair blond when you are in your 40's
18. You refer to yourself as masculine and set off everyones Gaydar
19. You call people "papi"
20. You are Republican
21. You choose to go see "Mama Mia" over seeing "The Dark Knight"
22. You cover the walls of your apartment with pictures of the male form
23. You have "muscle", "hung", or your penis size somewhere in your screenname
24. You are a stict bottom that has never douched and say "don't worry, i'm always clean"
25. You didn't realize your BF was a porn star or escort until after you broke up with them
26. You shop at Ambercrobie and Fitch in your 40's
27. You are a cheerleader
28. You dress in 80's fashion and consider yourself fashion forward
29. You use the gym to prepare for your "So You Think You Can Dance" and "American Idol" auditions.
30. You are a porn star that writes a blog to express your feelings
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"You know him. You roll your eyes at him everyday. But if your guilty of any of the following behavioral blunders, chances other fags are rolling their eyes at you..."
1. You have a lower back tatoo (aka tramp stamp)
2. You schdule your weekend around what DJ is spinning at what club
3. You are a Drag Queen and a strict top
4. You start wearing wifebeaters to the gym the second you start using steroids
5. You use a special comb to brush your eyebrows
6. You still drink apple martinis
7. You are extremely hot with a hideous boyfriend
8. You have douche hose in your shower, that never comes down
9. You use the term "Bro"
10. You use the term "Fierce"
11. You are a strict top with insufficient equipment
12. You have only female friends that you drag everywhere you go
13. You wear Jeans, short shorts or fetish gear at the gym.
14. You try to convince everyone your Manhunt account is to hopefully find a long term relationship
15. You look like powder and only date black men
16. You wear color contacts
17. You dye your hair blond when you are in your 40's
18. You refer to yourself as masculine and set off everyones Gaydar
19. You call people "papi"
20. You are Republican
21. You choose to go see "Mama Mia" over seeing "The Dark Knight"
22. You cover the walls of your apartment with pictures of the male form
23. You have "muscle", "hung", or your penis size somewhere in your screenname
24. You are a stict bottom that has never douched and say "don't worry, i'm always clean"
25. You didn't realize your BF was a porn star or escort until after you broke up with them
26. You shop at Ambercrobie and Fitch in your 40's
27. You are a cheerleader
28. You dress in 80's fashion and consider yourself fashion forward
29. You use the gym to prepare for your "So You Think You Can Dance" and "American Idol" auditions.
30. You are a porn star that writes a blog to express your feelings
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1 comments:
"You are a Drag Queen and a strict top"
BAAAHAHAHAHA
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